Showing posts from March, 2013

The Other Life, By Shooter Jennings: A Review

Bates Motel, Episode Two

Adventures in Paper Shining

The Giant Chocolate Egg Says It's Okay To Be Gay

Signs Your Houseplant Might Be A Communist

To The Gypsies Fucking Underneath My Carport

Feed the Cornhole

My Family Can Beat Up Your Family

Bates Motel, Episode One

Mondo Metaphysics (Guest Post By Daguerreotype-O-Negative)

Help Fix A Creationist's Safety Helmet

All I Want Is A Chance...To Fail

Ah! Silky Soaky Bum Bum Bum Bum

The Sad Life Of A Kazoo Player

Argyle Sock Magazine Named Me One Of The Top Ten People To Drink!

I’m Okay, You’re a Horse Fucker by Dr. P. Arse, A Book Review

I Had A Dream Where Everything Was Normal Except My Cats Were Seventeen Feet Tall

The Safe Word Is "Aaaaaahhhhh!!!"

National Parks Are For Homos and Hippies

Remember, Loose Lips Make Me Shake My Hips

The Mugwump Confessions 1

Do Your Part! Murder Your Employees!

Professor Docswatch Deports Illegal Teardrops

No, You Really Can't Be a Rock Star

Coming Soon: The Ostrich Bachelor

This Man Married His Nightmare