Showing posts with the label Dispatches from Planet Mugwump

Shit's Coming Back!

Nubile Tortoise Trampoline Striptease

From Now On, I’m Teaching Dentists To Juggle Puffins.

I Contain Multitudes (And They're All Idiots)

I Think My Pharmacist Might Be A Witch Doctor

Leggo My Dentist Horse!

Zombie Dick Clark Just Wants To Garden

The Giant Chocolate Egg Says It's Okay To Be Gay

My Family Can Beat Up Your Family

All I Want Is A Chance...To Fail

I’m Okay, You’re a Horse Fucker by Dr. P. Arse, A Book Review

Remember, Loose Lips Make Me Shake My Hips

Do Your Part! Murder Your Employees!

Professor Docswatch Deports Illegal Teardrops

This Man Married His Nightmare

All The Kids Are Doing It: Gun Play Speed Dating

Rise Of The Wedding Planner

Prez Assures Nation His Second Term Will Be Just As Idiotic As The First

The Minotaur from Camp Whatanass has Escaped!

They're Trying to Take Tracks the Poo Destroyer out of School!