Showing posts with the label satire

Do Not Shave Your Baby!

How Television Benefits Yer Childrenz

They're Trying to Take Tracks the Poo Destroyer out of School!

I Don't Believe in Pangea!

Republicants Begin Debating Whether Women Have Souls

Essence of Urushiol

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Stuff That Go Boom And Splode - Bestselling DVD In America

What I've Learned About the Kardashians Simply From Looking at Tabloid Covers

Singular Botulistic Exhaust and What it May Mean to You

After Same Sex Marriage Passed in Maryland, Mason Dixon Moves Further South

Conservative Senator Calls For Removing Human Sex Organs Until Needed For Procreation

Friends Say Singer Looked Fine Before Overdosing on a Massive Amount of Drugs

Christina Aguilera's Private Hell: At Least It Isn't Public Hell

New Diet Pill's Side Effects Include Making the User a Complete Asshole

Dead Celebrities are Cool!

After Marriage Ban Overturned, California Overrun with Gay Kittens

Catch the Fever

Vanity Fair Fondly Remembers a Hollywood Without Negros

Man in "Life is Good" T-Shirt Tells Poor People to "Just Fucking Smile More"