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Christopher Hitchens Dies, Goes to Heathen's Heaven, Has to Answer Three Ridiculous Questions

In Praise of the United States of Spectacle

Kim Kardshian's Revenge Romance turns into Revenge Axe Murder, Revenge Pizza Making

Lady Gaga Heads to White House to Bully President Obama

Subway Wants You to be Melty. So Does the Mugwump Corporation

Pakistan Bans Jesus von Pantaloons, Mugwump Corporation Celebrates

Avoid Face Melt!

But Why Not Get Your Psychic Reading From a California Hippie?

The Kardashians are Fake Robotoid Humans Created by Tabloids to Sell Magazines and Now One Magazine Blows the Whistle

Smackchicken and Tittiewinks Discuss the Nature of Insanity Before Going on a Twinkie Run.

I Tried To Scare Myself By Conjuring Ghosts While Driving Up I-95 And Listening To An Old Country Band Called the Skillet Lickers But Only Managed To Slightly Scare Myself

Warning! Your Children Might have already Gone Rogue: The Berenstain Bears Made me Want to Grease Up My Hair and Wear a Leather Jacket and Beat Up Nerds

But Why Can't Everything be Made of Legos?

I'm so Excited to see The Rum Diary that I've attached Bells to my Testicles so that I Might chase my Cats around ThE ApaRtmeNT (Part 2)

I'm so Excited to see The Rum Diary that I've attached Bells to my Testicles so that I Might chase my Cats around ThE ApaRtmeNT (Part 1)

Earth Moving Closer to Irrationalization, Mugwump Corporation Amused

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