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A Tribute to the Ramshackle Factory

Sergeant Wimp Revealed to be a Hopless Optimist

Republicants Begin Debating Whether Women Have Souls

Fuckman Sequel Rumored to be "Meh" and "Not Bad"

Gaiety Pride Parade Ends in Sadness

Fallen Down? Put Some Ice on Yer Overstuffed Cantaloupes and Get Back in the Game!

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Queen Penus von Hummingbird Arrested for Assulting a Rainbow

Mugwumpville Man Not Surprised to Learn his Boss is a Complete Sociopath

The Monster Underneath the Stairs is Actually Kind of Nice

This Cat is a Murderous Junkie!

Dead Literary Icon Rises From the Grave Only to Return Three Hours Later

Cell Phone Goes Rogue, Attacks Owner

Man with Super Powers Acts Like an Asshole at a Dinner Party

After Same Sex Marriage Passed in Maryland, Mason Dixon Moves Further South

Man Thought to be Antichrist Actually Just Kind Of Depressed.

Conservative Senator Calls For Removing Human Sex Organs Until Needed For Procreation

Friends Say Singer Looked Fine Before Overdosing on a Massive Amount of Drugs

New Diet Pill's Side Effects Include Making the User a Complete Asshole

Dead Celebrities are Cool!