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Christopher Hitchens Dies, Goes to Heathen's Heaven, Has to Answer Three Ridiculous Questions

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In Praise of the United States of Spectacle

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Kim Kardshian's Revenge Romance turns into Revenge Axe Murder, Revenge Pizza Making

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Lady Gaga Heads to White House to Bully President Obama

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Subway Wants You to be Melty. So Does the Mugwump Corporation

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Pakistan Bans Jesus von Pantaloons, Mugwump Corporation Celebrates

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Avoid Face Melt!

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But Why Not Get Your Psychic Reading From a California Hippie?

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The Kardashians are Fake Robotoid Humans Created by Tabloids to Sell Magazines and Now One Magazine Blows the Whistle

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Smackchicken and Tittiewinks Discuss the Nature of Insanity Before Going on a Twinkie Run.

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I Tried To Scare Myself By Conjuring Ghosts While Driving Up I-95 And Listening To An Old Country Band Called the Skillet Lickers But Only Managed To Slightly Scare Myself

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Warning! Your Children Might have already Gone Rogue: The Berenstain Bears Made me Want to Grease Up My Hair and Wear a Leather Jacket and Beat Up Nerds

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But Why Can't Everything be Made of Legos?

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