Help Fix A Creationist's Safety Helmet
Do me a favor: next time you run into a creationist, talk to them very slowly and then offer them a snack. If they start to growl, back up, but never lose eye contact. However, if they piss themselves in excitement you've gained their trust and you have a friend for life. Once they trust you, reach out and make sure their safety helmet is nice and snug. Those things can be pretty tricky.