How Television Benefits Yer Childrenz
All children should have constant access to a TV. They can watch shows where people read books to them, teach them right from wrong, and spend quality time with them. Your job as a parent is done. I once stared at my TV for so long that I turned inside out. It's not recommended that you let your children do that. What I do recommend is paying plenty of attention to what your children watch. For instance, if they're watching you cry because you've failed at everything in life, turn your children back around so that they're once again facing the TV. Do not feed your children after midnight. Do not attempt to move them when they're in a TV trance. If red beams start shooting violently from their eyes, simply back away slowly into the next room.