I Love It When You Call Me Bitch Tits

I love it when you call me Bitch Tits. Though you certainly don’t need my permission, you can continue to call me that whenever you’d like. And, yes, you may also drill some holes in my body and use me as a pool table at our party next weekend.
Your love is like an anvil falling on my head. Your love is like a swimming pool filled with epileptic ducks. Your love bloats me with expired dairy products. Your love is like bacon grease dribbling down a vegan’s throat.
I’m yours, darling. Even though they say you’re “just a cat,” I know our love is special.
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