Posts

Signs Your Houseplant Might Be A Communist

To The Gypsies Fucking Underneath My Carport

Feed the Cornhole

My Family Can Beat Up Your Family

Bates Motel, Episode One

Mondo Metaphysics (Guest Post By Daguerreotype-O-Negative)

Help Fix A Creationist's Safety Helmet

All I Want Is A Chance...To Fail

Ah! Silky Soaky Bum Bum Bum Bum

The Sad Life Of A Kazoo Player

Argyle Sock Magazine Named Me One Of The Top Ten People To Drink!