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Argyle Sock Magazine Named Me One Of The Top Ten People To Drink!

I’m Okay, You’re a Horse Fucker by Dr. P. Arse, A Book Review

I Had A Dream Where Everything Was Normal Except My Cats Were Seventeen Feet Tall

The Safe Word Is "Aaaaaahhhhh!!!"

National Parks Are For Homos and Hippies

Remember, Loose Lips Make Me Shake My Hips

The Mugwump Confessions 1

Do Your Part! Murder Your Employees!

Professor Docswatch Deports Illegal Teardrops

No, You Really Can't Be a Rock Star

Coming Soon: The Ostrich Bachelor