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Let's Scare the Onions out of Each Other!

Instead of Facebook Stock, I Bought 436,432 New Underwears

I Will Eat All Ze Kitty Cat Poems!

How to Kick the Habit

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Queen Penus von Hummingbird Arrested for Assulting a Rainbow

Stuff That Go Boom And Splode - Bestselling DVD In America

What I've Learned About the Kardashians Simply From Looking at Tabloid Covers

Mugwumpville Man Not Surprised to Learn his Boss is a Complete Sociopath

It's Getting Harder and Harder to Hide the Mermaid from my Wife

Occupy Asparagus (Guest Post by A. Jarrell Hayes)