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How to Kick the Habit

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Queen Penus von Hummingbird Arrested for Assulting a Rainbow

Stuff That Go Boom And Splode - Bestselling DVD In America

What I've Learned About the Kardashians Simply From Looking at Tabloid Covers

Mugwumpville Man Not Surprised to Learn his Boss is a Complete Sociopath

It's Getting Harder and Harder to Hide the Mermaid from my Wife

Occupy Asparagus (Guest Post by A. Jarrell Hayes)

Depressed? Make Your Cat Sad and Feel Better Instantly!

Kirk Cameron is Alive and Well and Living in the Big Rock Candy Mountain with a Hoard of Wart Yaks

Morgan Freeman Not Actually Marrying His Step Granddaughter, Sill Hella Badass