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Friends Say Singer Looked Fine Before Overdosing on a Massive Amount of Drugs

Christina Aguilera's Private Hell: At Least It Isn't Public Hell

New Diet Pill's Side Effects Include Making the User a Complete Asshole

Dead Celebrities are Cool!

After Marriage Ban Overturned, California Overrun with Gay Kittens

Catch the Fever

Vanity Fair Fondly Remembers a Hollywood Without Negros

A Modest Proposal

Man in "Life is Good" T-Shirt Tells Poor People to "Just Fucking Smile More"

Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Factory and Should be Stopped!

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Death Machines

Dinosaurs Are Not Killers, They're Job Creators

If Elected, Newt Gingrich will Eat the Moon

This Week In Food

Clown Gang Attacks Hippie Village, Survivors Offered Thirty Dollars and a Free Haircut

Jennifer Annison's Heartbreak...Dumped!

A Newt Point

The Mugwump Corporation and the Irrationalization Party Urge You to Elect Pussywillow Buglesnout As Your Next Prez

You Can Be Liberal All You Want While The Shit Ain't Hittin' The Fan

Charlie Sheen Says He's No Longer Crazy, Inhabitants of Moondance V Disagree