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Subway Wants You to be Melty. So Does the Mugwump Corporation

Pakistan Bans Jesus von Pantaloons, Mugwump Corporation Celebrates

Avoid Face Melt!

But Why Not Get Your Psychic Reading From a California Hippie?

The Kardashians are Fake Robotoid Humans Created by Tabloids to Sell Magazines and Now One Magazine Blows the Whistle

Smackchicken and Tittiewinks Discuss the Nature of Insanity Before Going on a Twinkie Run.

I Tried To Scare Myself By Conjuring Ghosts While Driving Up I-95 And Listening To An Old Country Band Called the Skillet Lickers But Only Managed To Slightly Scare Myself

Warning! Your Children Might have already Gone Rogue: The Berenstain Bears Made me Want to Grease Up My Hair and Wear a Leather Jacket and Beat Up Nerds

But Why Can't Everything be Made of Legos?

I'm so Excited to see The Rum Diary that I've attached Bells to my Testicles so that I Might chase my Cats around ThE ApaRtmeNT (Part 2)

I'm so Excited to see The Rum Diary that I've attached Bells to my Testicles so that I Might chase my Cats around ThE ApaRtmeNT (Part 1)