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Are You childproof?

Why You Should Probably Try Psychedelics

I Live by the One Beatnik Commandment: Just Try to be Cool

Let's Have a Sausage Party!

Gaiety Pride Parade Ends in Sadness

The Mugwump Interview, Episode One was a Throbbing, Raging Success! We Interviewed all Over the Place!

Fallen Down? Put Some Ice on Yer Overstuffed Cantaloupes and Get Back in the Game!

Let's Scare the Onions out of Each Other!

Instead of Facebook Stock, I Bought 436,432 New Underwears

I Will Eat All Ze Kitty Cat Poems!

How to Kick the Habit

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Queen Penus von Hummingbird Arrested for Assulting a Rainbow

Stuff That Go Boom And Splode - Bestselling DVD In America

What I've Learned About the Kardashians Simply From Looking at Tabloid Covers

Mugwumpville Man Not Surprised to Learn his Boss is a Complete Sociopath

It's Getting Harder and Harder to Hide the Mermaid from my Wife

Occupy Asparagus (Guest Post by A. Jarrell Hayes)

Depressed? Make Your Cat Sad and Feel Better Instantly!

Kirk Cameron is Alive and Well and Living in the Big Rock Candy Mountain with a Hoard of Wart Yaks

Morgan Freeman Not Actually Marrying His Step Granddaughter, Sill Hella Badass

The Joy of Jorts!

The Easter Bunny's Huevos

The Monster Underneath the Stairs is Actually Kind of Nice

Album Review: Damaged Goods by Hellbound Glory

Singular Botulistic Exhaust and What it May Mean to You

From Where This Fatty's Sitting, America's Next Top Model is Pretty Fucked Up.

This Cat is a Murderous Junkie!

Top Ten Facts About the Human Body

Album Review: Carolina Chocolate Drops, Leaving Eden

Dead Literary Icon Rises From the Grave Only to Return Three Hours Later

Album Review: Family Man by Shooter Jennings

Cell Phone Goes Rogue, Attacks Owner

Man with Super Powers Acts Like an Asshole at a Dinner Party

After Same Sex Marriage Passed in Maryland, Mason Dixon Moves Further South

Man Thought to be Antichrist Actually Just Kind Of Depressed.

Conservative Senator Calls For Removing Human Sex Organs Until Needed For Procreation