The Mugwump Corporation

Angry Listeners Demand Radio DJ Retire After Declaring His Love For a Frozen Muffin

Queen Penus von Hummingbird Arrested for Assulting a Rainbow

Stuff That Go Boom And Splode - Bestselling DVD In America

Mugwumpville Man Not Surprised to Learn his Boss is a Complete Sociopath

It's Getting Harder and Harder to Hide the Mermaid from my Wife

Occupy Asparagus (Guest Post by A. Jarrell Hayes)

Depressed? Make Your Cat Sad and Feel Better Instantly!

Kirk Cameron is Alive and Well and Living in the Big Rock Candy Mountain with a Hoard of Wart Yaks

Morgan Freeman Not Actually Marrying His Step Granddaughter, Sill Hella Badass

The Joy of Jorts!

The Monster Underneath the Stairs is Actually Kind of Nice

Album Review: Damaged Goods by Hellbound Glory

From Where This Fatty's Sitting, America's Next Top Model is Pretty Fucked Up.

This Cat is a Murderous Junkie!

Album Review: Carolina Chocolate Drops, Leaving Eden

Dead Literary Icon Rises From the Grave Only to Return Three Hours Later

Album Review: Family Man by Shooter Jennings

Cell Phone Goes Rogue, Attacks Owner

Man with Super Powers Acts Like an Asshole at a Dinner Party

After Same Sex Marriage Passed in Maryland, Mason Dixon Moves Further South

Man Thought to be Antichrist Actually Just Kind Of Depressed.

Conservative Senator Calls For Removing Human Sex Organs Until Needed For Procreation

Friends Say Singer Looked Fine Before Overdosing on a Massive Amount of Drugs

Christina Aguilera's Private Hell: At Least It Isn't Public Hell

New Diet Pill's Side Effects Include Making the User a Complete Asshole

Dead Celebrities are Cool!

After Marriage Ban Overturned, California Overrun with Gay Kittens

Catch the Fever

Vanity Fair Fondly Remembers a Hollywood Without Negros

A Modest Proposal

Man in "Life is Good" T-Shirt Tells Poor People to "Just Fucking Smile More"

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Death Machines

Dinosaurs Are Not Killers, They're Job Creators