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After Same Sex Marriage Passed in Maryland, Mason Dixon Moves Further South

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Man Thought to be Antichrist Actually Just Kind Of Depressed.

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Conservative Senator Calls For Removing Human Sex Organs Until Needed For Procreation

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Friends Say Singer Looked Fine Before Overdosing on a Massive Amount of Drugs

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Christina Aguilera's Private Hell: At Least It Isn't Public Hell

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New Diet Pill's Side Effects Include Making the User a Complete Asshole

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Dead Celebrities are Cool!

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After Marriage Ban Overturned, California Overrun with Gay Kittens

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Catch the Fever

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Vanity Fair Fondly Remembers a Hollywood Without Negros

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A Modest Proposal

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Man in "Life is Good" T-Shirt Tells Poor People to "Just Fucking Smile More"

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Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Factory and Should be Stopped!

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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Death Machines

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Dinosaurs Are Not Killers, They're Job Creators

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If Elected, Newt Gingrich will Eat the Moon

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This Week In Food

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Clown Gang Attacks Hippie Village, Survivors Offered Thirty Dollars and a Free Haircut

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Jennifer Annison's Heartbreak...Dumped!

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A Newt Point

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The Mugwump Corporation and the Irrationalization Party Urge You to Elect Pussywillow Buglesnout As Your Next Prez

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You Can Be Liberal All You Want While The Shit Ain't Hittin' The Fan

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Charlie Sheen Says He's No Longer Crazy, Inhabitants of Moondance V Disagree

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2012: The Year of Total Irrationalization!

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Christopher Hitchens Dies, Goes to Heathen's Heaven, Has to Answer Three Ridiculous Questions

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In Praise of the United States of Spectacle

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Kim Kardshian's Revenge Romance turns into Revenge Axe Murder, Revenge Pizza Making

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Lady Gaga Heads to White House to Bully President Obama

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Subway Wants You to be Melty. So Does the Mugwump Corporation

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Pakistan Bans Jesus von Pantaloons, Mugwump Corporation Celebrates

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Avoid Face Melt!

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But Why Not Get Your Psychic Reading From a California Hippie?

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The Kardashians are Fake Robotoid Humans Created by Tabloids to Sell Magazines and Now One Magazine Blows the Whistle

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Smackchicken and Tittiewinks Discuss the Nature of Insanity Before Going on a Twinkie Run.

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I Tried To Scare Myself By Conjuring Ghosts While Driving Up I-95 And Listening To An Old Country Band Called the Skillet Lickers But Only Managed To Slightly Scare Myself

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Warning! Your Children Might have already Gone Rogue: The Berenstain Bears Made me Want to Grease Up My Hair and Wear a Leather Jacket and Beat Up Nerds

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